more funny quotes from my buds:
"We are chronically serious people"
"I picked him off a tree." (secret santa)
"I am excited all day long thanks to the new espresso machine we received which blends the coffee beans and makes a ultra-strong coffee which keeps you awake for days."
"hucky duck"
"People who drive ______ are usually compensating for some deficiency or a lack of personality."
"I am getting misquoted"
"I really was gonna bring you some tap water, but the more I thought about it, the grosser it got..."
"I would be happy to make you participate in the Daewoo Lanos Adventure, aka "the ride of the lifetime" featuring all its incredible accessories: 3 very convenient doors, the funky inside smell, the amazing radio-cassette sound system and the powerful 1.2L motor. Don't hesitate. You will never forget this ride."
"I know, therefore you're wrong"
"Sucka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh well, hope your day is going well. It must not be too bad since you get to eat gummi bears."
"I get fruit, vegetables, and BBQ pork and I toss it in my bag..."; "You shoplift?!"
"I re-folded your paper for you because we're anal in different ways"
"You owe me half of $37...oh wait 31. I'm trying to cheat you $3.00. Now you know what kind of person I am."
"I'm proliferating in $1's"
Happy new year!!
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